I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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