oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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