Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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