Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
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Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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