bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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