Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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