and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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