ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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