and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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