We're facebook friends in real life
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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