how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
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He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
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I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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