Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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