Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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