she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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