: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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