Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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