who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
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I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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