): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
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Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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