Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
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as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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