I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
