Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm passing your future prison.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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