he wants to bone in the snuggie
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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