So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
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Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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