can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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