Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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