Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
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