I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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