i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
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iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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