I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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