I think scott just propositioned me for sex
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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