You work out of a Hotel?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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