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• (276): View more from Virginia

  Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!

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  I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.

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  I love tequila.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning

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• (850): View more from Florida

  You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.

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• (805): View more from California

  She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party

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