There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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