I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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