Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
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Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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