Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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