Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Randomize
