Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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