Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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