It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
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As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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