thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
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The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.