do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.