He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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