just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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