What did we do last night that was yellow?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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