Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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