You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
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the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
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So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
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FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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