i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
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had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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