covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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