The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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