how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
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He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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