I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
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I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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