Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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