Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
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I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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