marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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