its not stalking. its research.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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